Goodr Short With Benefits Sunglasses

How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?!

How does it feel to not constantly be banging your head on your muscle head roommates’ pushup bar that they insisted on hanging in the bathroom doorframe?!

Why don’t you just get real with us already and admit that you’re short with benefits?!